Well, she stands up next to an asshat
and she chops him down with the end of a branch
picks up the pieces and makes and island
maybe even
raise a little sand
You know, Rainsford (the prey) won in the original Most Dangerous Prey story too. Not only did he choose a cliche but he didn’t even chose a cliche where he was on the winning side. Though, I suspect Lana would have found a way to club him even if he had chosen more wisely.
Love this page, I knew she was going to get him somehow, I just didn’t think she’d do it quite that fast. ^.^
IIRC, in the story Rainsford was only the most recent victim of the hunter; he’d been successful numerous times before. Of course this idiot didn’t even take basic precautions when exiting the building.
and here we see Lana’s training in her fallback career of Dental Technician… either that or getting her Plastic Surgeon a new referral for one whopper of a nosejob considering the state of those sunglasses as they went flying 😀
This Great White Hunter never read his Hemingway, did he?
Dangerous game backtracks and kills you from behind.
Lana is at least as smart as a Cape Buffalo
Well, she stands up next to an asshat
and she chops him down with the end of a branch
picks up the pieces and makes and island
maybe even
raise a little sand
because she’s a voodoo spy!
yeah, a voodoo spy..
Very impressive! 😀
Well that was a surprise (not!)
No, but it was to him!
Well, that went the only way it possibly could have.
He was the only one that didn’t see it coming! 😀
Not the usual way Lana gives a guy wood.
😀 😀
You win the internet for today!
Look! Lana got a ClueBat. Hopefully he is getting a clue.
😀 😀
What a terrible waste of some perfectly good sunglasses.
Hopefully they were cheap ones!
Lana probably drove his skull down so far into his torso that he he’ll need to unzip his fly just to see where he’s going.
😀 😀
You know, Rainsford (the prey) won in the original Most Dangerous Prey story too. Not only did he choose a cliche but he didn’t even chose a cliche where he was on the winning side. Though, I suspect Lana would have found a way to club him even if he had chosen more wisely.
Love this page, I knew she was going to get him somehow, I just didn’t think she’d do it quite that fast. ^.^
Thank you! Yeah, I guess people never read the end of that story! 😀
IIRC, in the story Rainsford was only the most recent victim of the hunter; he’d been successful numerous times before. Of course this idiot didn’t even take basic precautions when exiting the building.
and here we see Lana’s training in her fallback career of Dental Technician… either that or getting her Plastic Surgeon a new referral for one whopper of a nosejob considering the state of those sunglasses as they went flying 😀
Considering von Charles’ face, would it even be ethical for a surgeon to put it back the way it was? 😀
Oh, good! I was hoping she would do exactly that!
Lana has a long history of hitting people over the head with blunt instruments. It’s her go-to move. 😀
I thought Lana’s go-to move was to have sex with them instead? XD
Only if whacking them on the head doesn’t work.
Well, to be fair, she did. Then she clubbed him. Now I’m wondering if he’s going to stuff it up his tail to make a point about originality.
The key to surviving a hunt: Don’t be prey.
I guess he forgot rule #1! 😀
Better men than him have tried to outsmart Lana. They all end up with concussions too.
I’d say don’t feel bad, but he should. Even among her usual opponents, this doofus is in the bottom percentile. And that’s a pretty low bar!
Yes, he’s hit bottom and started to dig!
And because it isn’t said enough: Lana is awesome as well as sexy. 😀
Thank you! 😀
Honestly, dude, you just walked right past her and didn’t see her! You’re a pretty crappy hunter, aren’t you?
He’s not likely to make the big game hunters hall of fame.
It’s debatable that he’d be good enough to make their Hall of Shame.
Lana is not someone you want to take your eyes from.
For… various reasons…
True! 😀
Oh, now she’s resorting to wisecracks now, eh?
Well, club me over the head and call me… the Colonel!
These things always seem to branch off into puns sooner or later.
Cheesy one liner? Check. Sunglasses? Check.
‘The little minx could be anywhere by now..’ -CRACK-
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ah, but if he were a true hunter he’d have brought some blood hounds to sniff out her perfume… alas, he is inexperienced as he is pretentious!
But you never know, she may have an innate ability to have an “understanding” with these hypothetical dogs – he clearly cares only for himself!
He’d have to be smarter than the average dog for that to work, so that could be a problem for him. 😀
I loved this page.
Thank you!
Trophy in what sense? Is he planning to have Lana stuffed and mounted?
I’ll avoid the obvious straight line there…
I’ll put a rimshot on standby just in case.
LOL the plan backfired. XD
Lana – 1
von Charles – 0
von Charles – 0 pretty well sums it all up! 😀
Oh yes, prettily much! XDD
I have to give Charles some credit about being right on one thing, at least…I found that challenge to be rather amusing.
😀
This Great White Hunter never read his Hemingway, did he?
Dangerous game backtracks and kills you from behind.
Lana is at least as smart as a Cape Buffalo
Right! It says so on her business card! 😀
LANA – Superspy
Smokin’ hot
Skilled at violence
At least as smart as a Cape buffalo
For a Good Time Call 555-LANA
That’s pretty much it.
Ah, the old wait-next-to-the-door-and-club-him-with-a-tree-branch-while-he’s-putting-on-his-sunglasses trick…
It never fails! 😀
Knowing those little tricks is what allow people to Get Smart.
Should’ve gone with Don Adams as your name for this one.
He wouldn’t know a little trick if it hit him over the head….oh.
That’s not exactly a “clue-by-four” but it’s pretty close.