My family has spawned in Eastern Massachusetts for over 15 generations, from where I submit that the depiction of these classy, urbane, and perfectly articulate South Boston ladies is completely accurate.
To Lana from William Blake: “What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry.”
Choppah’s fallen victim to one of the Classic Blunders. The greatest is of course, never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; Never get involved with a fight with Lana where clothing is already threatening to leave her body. While it works out great for the audience, those other than Lana never fare well 😀
Choppah seems to have… a most unusual approach to stabbing. I doubt most women would show so little reaction to either being threatened with a shiv or their top being pulled down like that, but I suppose Lana experiences both sorts of things on a regular basis, and she certainly isn’t like most women.
I am still struggling to understand how this bunch of brainless bikers ended up as some sort of security risk. The fact that the chief sent Lana should indicate they are somehow a threat to national security, but given that the man once sent out Lana to spy on his own agent because he didn’t read the reports he got from his own man leaves a fairly large room for error.
That said, i just love the look of; “i am totally unconcerned” on Lana’s face. 😀
When Lana looks at the camera like “whelp here I go again Lana fans!”
That’s right! 😀
I knew it. Wild cods.
Yeah, nobody likes salty fish!
My family has spawned in Eastern Massachusetts for over 15 generations, from where I submit that the depiction of these classy, urbane, and perfectly articulate South Boston ladies is completely accurate.
To Lana from William Blake: “What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry.”
Wicked classy, that’s the Cards! 😀
she looks so innocent..
Yes, she’s at her most benign and trustworthy (which is not very!) 😀
Lana: Oh dear I gotta kick ass again? Yawn… 😀
Same old, same old. 😀
I think Lana’s not going to react much until she hears someone say, “Get to the Choppah!”
That’s right! 😀
Well shit things are heating up
Yep, it’s all about to kick off! 😀
Choppah’s fallen victim to one of the Classic Blunders. The greatest is of course, never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; Never get involved with a fight with Lana where clothing is already threatening to leave her body. While it works out great for the audience, those other than Lana never fare well 😀
You’d think they’d know better by now! 😀
I think Lana’s picked “Go Fish” for tonight’s game
She’s definitely used the right bait! 😀
Looks like she will be playing “whack-a-mole” in a few minutes
Choppah seems to have… a most unusual approach to stabbing. I doubt most women would show so little reaction to either being threatened with a shiv or their top being pulled down like that, but I suppose Lana experiences both sorts of things on a regular basis, and she certainly isn’t like most women.
No, she doesn’t seem too worried about the risk of chopping by Chopper. 😀
Nevermind gettin’ to the Choppah. In the Dinah, Choppah gets to you!
I’m almost sure this will be like shooting fish in a barrel..
Weeeel, lassie, looks like ye have a wee bit of a problem. Problem is, ye dinna know it – yet.
Pain is a bonny way of teachin’ ye, lass.
Exactly! 😀
I am still struggling to understand how this bunch of brainless bikers ended up as some sort of security risk. The fact that the chief sent Lana should indicate they are somehow a threat to national security, but given that the man once sent out Lana to spy on his own agent because he didn’t read the reports he got from his own man leaves a fairly large room for error.
That said, i just love the look of; “i am totally unconcerned” on Lana’s face. 😀
Yes, it’s a bit puzzling, but we’ll find out what it’s all about soon.
Love that “oops! I did it again” look Lana has on the last panel. Awesome work as always 😀
Thank you! Much appreciated!
This may be Lana’s best outfit yet.
Thank you! Glad you like it.
I bid Lana’s going to split this deck and take the whole pot because these jokers don’t have a winning hand.
Also, I hope this deal involves maximum satisfaction and minimum (okay, I actually want more than minimum ^^) clothing damage for Lana.
Lana’s missions always seem to end up with more than minimal clothing damage. 😀
one bra-full of whoop ass, order up!
hell, there is only 5 of ’em lana won’t even break a sweat…she’ll have to get her daily work out some other way…
Yeah, and a couple of them are pretty small! 😀
Lana’s right hand still has the drink, I anticipate the drink being thrown in someone’s face, then Lana gets to have fun
No suh! Ya don’t toss a wicked good frappe away cuz some skeezah gets ripped at ya! 😀
Okay, it could happen!
Double extra points for the neckline pull – always a satisfying opening move in a catfight!
That’s right! 😀
Lana: Trolling level 1000
Also Lana: Looks into the camera like she’s on the Office.
Sorry girls, you’re outclassed. Lana’s a grade-A femme fatale. You’re only about 30% on the fatale and 20% on the femme.
Yes, this isn’t likely to be a banner day in Cards history! 😀
You’re kidding, right?
Not merely level 1000. “It’s over 9000!”
We could expect nothing less from Lana!
Uh oh, it looks like Choppah overplayed her hand and is going to get gutted on the chopping block! Meanwhile, Lana looks fantabulous.
Thank you! Yes, I think Chopper may have bitten off more than she can chew.
Lana’s going to chew her up & spit her out.
Although, when Lana is taking her own sweet time, she wears down her opponent one nibble at a time.