Animal Instincts Part 2: Twilight of the Cods page 12
The 3rd annual Lana’s Sexy Summer Swapmeet is hotting up again!
The next to stop by is Juline from the pages of CKarrus! Click here to see a LOT more of the sultry swordswoman…
…and go to CKarrus to see a super hot new pic of Lana by Gojiramon!
“What had happened was…I tripped and fell, and, well? It got complicated!”
Very complicated! π
I like where this is going…but I hope for Lana’s sake that the girl is smart enough to know about personal hygiene down there, or Lana would be for one hell of a surprise!
Probably okay; For a biker gang, they all seem quite neat and tidy. π
She’s about as sharp as a bowling ball that one, isn’t she? π
I’d say that sums it up! π
I always preferred the Foghorn Leghorn version: βThat galβs about as sharp as a sack oβ wet mice.β
Mice actually have sharp bits though.
Not easy to keep them off the kitchen counters too, although I suppose that’s not relevant here.
Two girls, three girls, four girls, ORGY!!??
It could happen! π
Lana is going to wind up de-briefing the whole gang at this rate
Yeah, they have bigger problems than the map being upside down! π
There will be no distractions, no messing up, no fooling around. Right.
That plan seems like it’s going well.
Two’s company, three’s a gang-bang.
Probably a first for this gang! π
More of a bang gang, if you ask me.
I gotta give Lana credit for (feigned?) enthusiasm here.
Service with a smile; that’s our Lana! π
I see that teaching the lessons of messing with The Cards continues unabated. π
It’s a very thorough class!
… Yup. Pepper is the smart one.
And Lana is the shameless one. She actually seems to be enjoying this part of the mission.
(Which admittedly is not so strange after what happened with the Elephant…)
And the Elephant probably still hasn’t figured out what’s going on!
Yeah, looks like Lanaβs about to take on the whole deck.
Nothing wrong with drawing a Card in this game! π
Going all-in for a Royal Flush!
Three pair so far. Iβd say a full house is more likely.
She’ll get it once you explain a few times. With demos.
Yes, if at first you don’t succeed… π
. . . keep sucking until you do . . . π
*watches The Eiger Sanction again*
Yeah, I know where this is going.
This will be more low-budget, though. π
Everyone except Lana dies in avalache?
That’s way dark for this series!
Now that’s a real fish out of water story!
Is that story the James Cameron epic Piranha II: Flying Killers?
Well, they were fish out of water!
*shows self out*
OK Sean, the whole lesbian biker gang is a totally worn out and cliched trope. You’re on notice, sir and we’re going to be watching everything from now on very closely from now on.
Yes, now is the time to watch very closely.
We were thinking of examining each page from now panel by panel with a top of the line magnifying glass and then moving on to printing out some blown up panels and mounting them. For research and display purposes of course.
Sounds like a reasonable course of action, research speaking.
More test subjects make for a more rigorous study!
Please don’t mount panels. Something might get horribly maimed or damaged…
I will also show myself out…
No, no no. It was deliberately set up that way to see if anyone would pick up on it. Please give yourself a gold star and take a seat. When you finally do leave, I’d much appreciate you picking up my coat on the way out.
They might be a lesbian biker gang after Lana’s done with them, but I don’t think the thought had occurred to them beforehand.
Possibly because thinking isn’t something they do regularly.