Animal Instincts Part 3: The Sparklemuffin Strikes at Midnight page 8
Spying with Lana
The misadventures of sexy spy Lana
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I know one thing, Lana is definitely not afraid to be an exhibitionist.
No, that’s never been a problem for her! 😀
I think the dogs smell what she has been doing with other people.
Maybe her dog biscuit-scented perfume is paying off! 😀
Boy, they don’t even register that she could be a decoy, huh?
They really should go home and get some rest for a while. 😀
As opposed to staying here and getting some “exercise”?
I think they’ve had enough for one day! 😀
Well at least those spies are getting an eyeful.
That last panel is excellent, replace the folder with, say, a white rose and you have a nice piece of standalone art! “Lady of the night hounds” maybe?
Hey, thanks! Much appreciated!
Also even Lana may not want to cross a certain Mr John Wick.
Yeah, he’s got big studio support!
Oh come on she’d just shag him and both of them would get on with their respective storylines.
I suppose it could work! 😀
“Where are the files?”
“The dogs ate them”
Now there’s a surprise twist! 😀
T h i c c
*Stamp of Approval*
Indeed. Thank you, thank you. 😀
Lana has a surprising command of unruly beasts…
This is true! 😉
Perfect watch dogs. They’re watching as she leaves.
Oh that sounds like a good idea she does the work and you fuck it up
And try to avoid becoming dog food! 😀
Fat boy can’t be good for Dobermans
Yes, he’s sure to be more than the maximum daily allowance of something!
At least Joana is holding him in check… for the dogs’ sake, I’m sure. =p
Yes, definitely! 😀
If you guys beat Lana, it won’t be by skill or planning. No, let me rephrase that. You won’t beat Lana, period. If you *screw up Lana’s plans* it won’t be by skill or planning. Just luck. Dumb luck for you, bad luck for her. But this bad girl always comes out on top. (Yes, I went there)
Yes, I think Gualter and Joana may not know what they’re up against. 😀
If they’re lucky, they’ll never find out.
Oh, Gualter knows what he’d like to be up against all right.
Of course she made friends with the guard dogs. Smart.
Always winning friends and influencing people, our Lana.
Any of her doofus coworkers would be getting attacked now instead.
No doubt about it. 😀
Could be worse, she could be making friends with…lawyers…
Hey, even Lana has her standards! 😀
The Agency clearly doesn’t, though.
IIRC, there was a story about a CIA agent who had to get into a drug lord’s compound, guarded by a pair of attack dogs. If anyone even got near the fence they would be right there, barking.
So each evening for a month, he would go to the fence and toss over three burgers. After 30 days he was able to climb over the fence without the dogs barking at all.
Lana might have done something similar
Quite possibly. (Although the Agency would probably make her pay for the burgers herself. 😀 )
Several ways to get rid of guard animals quietly.
Most common is to shoot them with suppressed weapons. Traditionally it’s a silenced .22 pistol, and yes its nickname is Hush Puppy.
The other method is inject some raw meat (steaks, usually) with a drug. It can be a sedative or a straight up fast acting poison. Dogs eat the steak, go to sleep (forever, if you like).
Nowadays they are experimenting with UHF emitters to make the dogs run way….make their ears hurt, you know.
I know these things because I am a fishmonger.
Mong my fish.
Who knew monging was such a dangerous business! 😀