I blame my lifelong addiction to Dungeons and Dragons. take whatever the DM throws at you, spin it the right way, and keep moving. weaponize your liabilities and make them someone else’s.
DM “the dragon chases you down the hallway. he’s pretty pissed off”
me “which direction was that fully-staffed orc barracks I bypassed on the way in? I’m headed that way.”
DM “oh no…….”
Come on Lana. Do it. Strangle him. Save your very mental sanity.
Now seriously you know what is the saddest part in all of this?
Probably the only reason why he is still the Chief is that everyone in the Agency (with the exception of Lana obviously) is even dumber than him.
I couldn’t add anything to the comments already made, in that the readers ask, rightly, WHY Lana hasn’t already strangled the incompetent idiot of a boss…
For that matter, WHY does she continue to work for him? Is the machismo, the leather, the hot girls, the travel points?
One can guess, but only Sean knows for sure…
“Stay tuned for the next season of… What’s a Hot Girl Like You Working for a Dork Like This?”
Strangle him a little!
I am pretty sure the number of objectors to that action would be few and far between.
Not too much though, as i fear his replacement might even be worse at this job than he is.
Rather unlikely i grant you, but the devil you know and all that…
Also, very nice voting incentive. I get all Christmassy! 😀 😀 😀
Maybe Lana should go ahead & try to strangle him with his own tie, if only to find out that he wears clip-ons…
Hey, that would not be too far out of character here. After all, he might not even have the brains to take to learn how to actually tie a regular tie.
You know what’s really scary about Lana’s comics in so many ways is that given the stories involved American spying, well spying in general, the stories aren’t that farfetched.
Lana, we have asked that question and others like it, many times.
Yes, it practically asks itself! 😀
Is all this spy stuff just a cover for the boss’ business in selling porno?
“Lana, here’s an urgent mission involving a pizza delivery man and a pool boy!”
Don’t give him any ideas! 😀
So now Lana has to get the video back from the rebel leader… *sigh*.
Yep, it’s never simple with Lana.
oh come on lana there is a solution! you only have to make one phone call! if I can think of it she can!
it starts with “the rebels have the sole copy of the tape..”
It’s worth a try! 😀
Warhorse, you must be a scary opponent in any strategy game. 😀
I blame my lifelong addiction to Dungeons and Dragons. take whatever the DM throws at you, spin it the right way, and keep moving. weaponize your liabilities and make them someone else’s.
DM “the dragon chases you down the hallway. he’s pretty pissed off”
me “which direction was that fully-staffed orc barracks I bypassed on the way in? I’m headed that way.”
DM “oh no…….”
I will not lie. Such a talent is something i often wish i had and i have been playing RPGs, D&D among them, since the late 80’s.
Kudos to you, Sir. 🙂
LOL, now I’m thinking of what Commissar Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!) did in The Emperor’s Finest.
A Princess rules this country or commands the military and police?
Or does daddy the King do whatever his little girl wants.
The Princess is in charge, which so far hasn’t proved to be a great thing.
Monaco has a Prince, I expect it’s the same here.
Come on Lana. Do it. Strangle him. Save your very mental sanity.
Now seriously you know what is the saddest part in all of this?
Probably the only reason why he is still the Chief is that everyone in the Agency (with the exception of Lana obviously) is even dumber than him.
Yes, I’ll bet that’s true! 😀
Literally fell off my bed laughing. Thank you! ?
Oh, that’s great! Thank you!
I couldn’t add anything to the comments already made, in that the readers ask, rightly, WHY Lana hasn’t already strangled the incompetent idiot of a boss…
For that matter, WHY does she continue to work for him? Is the machismo, the leather, the hot girls, the travel points?
One can guess, but only Sean knows for sure…
“Stay tuned for the next season of… What’s a Hot Girl Like You Working for a Dork Like This?”
That could be the subtitle to every story! 😀
I give my permission freely, sir.
Go ahead.
Strangle him a little!
I am pretty sure the number of objectors to that action would be few and far between.
Not too much though, as i fear his replacement might even be worse at this job than he is.
Rather unlikely i grant you, but the devil you know and all that…
Also, very nice voting incentive. I get all Christmassy! 😀 😀 😀
Yeah, it’s better not to take the chance! 😀
Thanks, I’m glad you like the picture!
Maybe Lana should go ahead & try to strangle him with his own tie, if only to find out that he wears clip-ons…
Hey, that would not be too far out of character here. After all, he might not even have the brains to take to learn how to actually tie a regular tie.
Yes, I think there’s a high probability of clip on.
Yes, why hasn’t she yet? Probably because she’s planning a more painful death!
That’s got to be it! 😀
To misappropriate a pair of iconic advertising slogans:
Why ask why?
Just do it.
Yeah, why wait? 😀
That’s actually a very good question. Why hasn’t she strangled him with his own tie yet?
It’s definitely a mystery for the ages.
Because using some kind of blunt instrument would be much more satisfying?
It’s certainly worth a try!
Because Josh is next in line.
You know what’s really scary about Lana’s comics in so many ways is that given the stories involved American spying, well spying in general, the stories aren’t that farfetched.
Yes, it seems like it can be a complicated business. 😀