Sean, may I suggest offering alternate crowdfunding options? Like https://www.subscribestar.com I’ve quit Patreon because of their censorship, but still want to support you.
someday, we’ll learn what the chief is holding over Lana. blackmail seems to be his way of dealing with every problem. and it may be the one thing that’s keeping him alive.
Flare double-knit trousers: horrible choice for a rebel or gangster. Oh, sure, theyโre loose enough to gide lots of weaponry, but only below the knee. Meanwhile, your pants are so tight, your butt cheeks take turns napping the day away, and if you tried to bend over to retrieve your backup pistol from your ankle-holster, the increased pressure on your crotch would shove one half of your moose knuckle up into your throat, leaving you unconscious and possibly sterile.
I think weโd all be better off if Lana could just rip her bossโs arm out of its socket and use it to pummel him until his amygdala squirts out through one nostril.
Also, those flares are almost certainly made of polyester, which traps body heat- a poor choice in the tropics. Your smart revolutionary sticks to traditional all-cotton army fatigues.
Just strangle him, Lana, it would be the best for everyone. Probably even him!
Yeah, the simplest solution is usually the best one.
Sean, may I suggest offering alternate crowdfunding options? Like https://www.subscribestar.com I’ve quit Patreon because of their censorship, but still want to support you.
Thanks! I’ll check that out.
someday, we’ll learn what the chief is holding over Lana. blackmail seems to be his way of dealing with every problem. and it may be the one thing that’s keeping him alive.
I think even the Chief is smart enough not to try that! ๐
I can’t wait to see what Lana will wear to fit in!
It’ll be worth the wait! ๐
Hippie Rebels? This will be a walk in the park for Lana.
Still… why do i get the feeling that even if things go well on Lana side, the Chief will somehow spectacularly screw everyting all over again.
Oh well at least with Lanaยดs voluptuous body, she will have no problem finding a guy (or a girl, or both) to “relieve the stress of work”.
I’m sure the Chief will get it right this time. ๐
The director seems to have a one track mind
He sticks with what he knows, even if he doesn’t know anything.
The Boss is cruising for a bruising…
As usual! ๐
I bet the Chief has been beaten so much by Lana that he has become numb to pain.
Flare double-knit trousers: horrible choice for a rebel or gangster. Oh, sure, theyโre loose enough to gide lots of weaponry, but only below the knee. Meanwhile, your pants are so tight, your butt cheeks take turns napping the day away, and if you tried to bend over to retrieve your backup pistol from your ankle-holster, the increased pressure on your crotch would shove one half of your moose knuckle up into your throat, leaving you unconscious and possibly sterile.
I think weโd all be better off if Lana could just rip her bossโs arm out of its socket and use it to pummel him until his amygdala squirts out through one nostril.
That seems like a sound assessment of everything.
Also, those flares are almost certainly made of polyester, which traps body heat- a poor choice in the tropics. Your smart revolutionary sticks to traditional all-cotton army fatigues.
I get the feeling that these aren’t smart revolutionaries.
With bad guys, it’s all about the Aesthetic ™
Meanwhile Lara’s boss seems to have gained Nigel Farage’s face
Look good, feel good, take over countries good! That’s how the rebels do it! ๐
Oh sweet Raptor Jesus.
They’re mixing the 60’s and 70’s together like a milkshake.
LAUNCH THE NUKES.
๐ ๐
Lana is going to some day either shoot her boss or quit because of his stupid stunts.
Yeah, he should probably invest in a bulletproof vest! ๐
Great hippie rebels, it’s a wonder that the camp hasn’t been bombed with all that tye-dye.
It probably makes bomber pilots dizzy just looking at it.