I wonder how much enjoyment she gets out of having sex with men on her missions, or is it just a means to an end? If anything she seems to really enjoy sex with women, despite it rarely happening.
I heard somewhere that an elephant’s penis averages about 60 lbs.
I’m still trying to figure out how to work that into a joke but not having much success…
Judging from Lana’s expression, that’s definitely not why this guy is called the Elephant, though.
So… Now we’re talking about the elephant in the room, that it?
It was only a matter of time! 😀
I wonder how much enjoyment she gets out of having sex with men on her missions, or is it just a means to an end? If anything she seems to really enjoy sex with women, despite it rarely happening.
Depends on the man, I suppose. I doubt that the Elephant ranks high on the list, though.
I heard somewhere that an elephant’s penis averages about 60 lbs.
I’m still trying to figure out how to work that into a joke but not having much success…
Judging from Lana’s expression, that’s definitely not why this guy is called the Elephant, though.
Nope, not even close. 😀
I think this guy is more like a mouse pretending to be an elephant with Lana looking that bored while fucking him and his memory being spotty as hell.
He calls himself “Elephant”, but I wonder what everyone else calls him? 😀
I have to borrow from Criminal Minds on this one.
Short Stack? Oh, I know!
Tiny Tim! 🙂
That’s about right! 😀
Goldfish? I mean, if he can forget that he has a beautiful woman on his ‘lap’ then he has the memory of a goldfish.
That’s about right! 😀
Methinks the Elephant only remembers things because he keeps repeating them to himself.
His concentration certainly is impressive.
Impressive is definitely one word for it! 😀
How anyone could be unaware of Lana being on them is beyond comprehension.
He clearly isn’t don’t anything memorable for her though.
Yes, the Elephant doesn’t seem to have a clue, or much of anything else going for him. 😀
no.
I’m sorry, but no.
I know most people survive encounters with Lana on the job, but this guy HAS TO DIE for being that unaware of having Lana on his trunk.
😀 😀
I’m sorry but he’s going to have to take a number and stand in line.
LANA’S CURRENT DEATH LIST:
1. The Chief
2. The Chief
3. The Chief
4. The Chief
5. The Chief
Love Lana’s new look.
She looks bored af, though.
Some people find elephants more interesting than others, I guess. 😀
Somehow, I think this guy might be the Elephant!
You may be on to something!
Lana’s not even trying…lol. Well, that means he is certainly not being called the elephant due to his *ahem* trunk.
At least he’s got a good memory! 😀
first of all, I must apologize for missing the title page last week.
second of all, this dude forgot Lana was satisfying him?? The hell….
third, I agree that the new look is good. Do I detect a Christy Mack influence in that hairstyle?
I hadn’t thought of that, but I can see what you mean, yeah!
wasn’t there a monty python skit about an eliphantoplasty?
found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnDm3HaCQeg
Oh cool! I haven’t heard that one! 😀
…
This might be the dumbest villain yet.
He’s not on the phone with Mensa, that’s for sure. 😀
0_0
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>_< You made me imagine what Mensa must be like in the Lanaverse.
Out, evil spirits!
😀 😀
I thought Lana’s Chief already held that title.
Good point! 😀
A new look for Lana and it’s great!
Glad you like it! Thanks!
Looks like Lana is Pachy-ing his derm…
Interesting way to start the story line, Sean!
Thank you! 😀
Was he on a trunk call?
*get own coat*
*shows self out*
The elephant jokes have started and this is only page one!
You set them up, we knock them down, Sean.
*sound of car outside starting up and driving away*
Well, you know what they say about men with big feet…
They have a hard time finding shoes that fit? 😀
Why would he want to put a shoe on his penis?
You never know. People are into all kinds of stuff.
Now that you exposed the elephant in the room..
😀 😀
These foot fetishes are getting out of hand!
You have to consider the situation from the proper ankle- I mean, angle.
That’s beneath you Sean.
And Lana at the moment, it seems.
Yes, the shoes are under the bed.
I was actually referring to the ankles (and the ankle joke) but whatever, that sort of works too.
Yes, but I can’t resist making a lame joke, so I went with it.
Lame foot jokes, Sean? Honestly.
*Has Sean Patrick Harrington yanked off the page by a specially commissioned giant hook.*