BW22
Next week Lana’s new case Everybody Loves Lana begins! (As always, you can see it early by supporting Spying with Lana on Patreon!)
I hope you enjoyed this story. I tried something a little different just for fun, and added some clues and symbolism in the art, which pointed at the direction things were going to go in, if you noticed them. What symbolism, you ask? The title of the story is the first clue!
Careful, Lana.
If you acknowledge Elena as an almost-equal, you can’t be certain she’s dead.
And if she isn’t dead, she’ll be coming for you.
Oh, Elena’s not dead, just a bit “inconvenienced” for the time being. Going another round with Lana might not be a good idea, though!
But how often does that stop an assassin scorned….?
I’m beginning the doubt the moral integrity of our secretive, manipulative clandestine operative…. OK when I describe her like that its pretty obvious.
I had this little play of word on Lana for once not getting fucked over on a assignment but when i said it out loud before typing it it occurred to me that not only wasn’t it that witty, but it was also flat out wrong. 😛
Sometimes it’s hard to discuss Lana’s missions without sounding flat out wrong! 😀
I had to go back and look, and yes, it all makes sense, except the last part. Probably Lana waving goodbye?
That was just to show Elena realizing how Lana had fooled her.
I’m guessing there’s one woman who doesn’t think Lana’s plan was very good. She might also be a bit miffed, that she didn’t get the 30 million that was promised her.
Ah well, Lana doesn’t care. 🙂
Yes, Elena definitely didn’t turn a profit on this one. Maybe she ought to take a vacation, too! 😀
What ?
And run into Lana again ?
No way !
Yeah, that might be awkward! 😀
Unless, ofcourse, that she WANTS to meet Lana again.
Though, really, I don’t imagine her as the sort of girl that would fall into a headless crush with Lana.
But then, I could be wrong.
You never know. Stranger things have happened to Lana! 😀
‘Also I had to screw ‘myself’ over. Twice.’
*puts on shades as CSI: Miami music starts up* 🙂
Great job
Thank you! 😀
Thanks Sean! Now I want to see a “Bikini Commando” comic.
That’s actually the cover of a graphic novel I did about 10 years ago called “The Bikini Commando Squad”. I needed a book cover for this page, so I thought “why not reuse it?” 😀
So, it seems I was wrong before. Lana’s “therapy” didn’t cost Mr. Paiste $30 Million…It cost him something else entirely.
Yes, that was just a ruse to get Elena interested.
So maybe that “prototype” would have been worth about $30 million, maybe?…
Maybe. Of course, it’s only worth its weight in scrap metal now.
Oh God alert the country wherever Lana is going for vacation! Its about to have something real bad happen to it. 😀
Yeah, her vacations don’t usually go well.
Any chance of a Bikini Commando spin-off? 🙂
That’s the cover of a graphic novel I made about 10 years ago called “The Bikini Commando Squad”. I threw it in there just for fun.
Let’s face it. Lana wouldn’t do very well as a Bikini Commando…She’ll never be able to keep the durn thing from coming off at the most deliciously inappropriate moments.
It’s sort of her specialty. 😀
That was pretty darned awesome.
Thank you! 😀