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*facepalm*
ba-DUM-tish…
😀 😀
lana 1 thugs 0 – a commanding lead by commandant Lana while going commando lets see if she can keep in up in the second half 😀
And she hit the thug in the head with an armored head, putting her further ahead! 😀
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It’s El Kabong’s sexy little sister, La Klangg!
Don’t mess with La Klangg or you get Klangged!
When did she find a chance to change into that gown?
When an occasion requires formal attire, you gotta do what you gotta do! 😀
One of Lana’s early instructors was obviously Quick Don, a quick-change artist (& infamous lothario) known for being able to get dressed in under ten seconds (for when the husband came home unexpectedly).
At the sound of the gong, you know you’ve gained her attention (but not in a good way).
It’s best not to gain her attention when she’s got heavy steel objects in reach.
So, the infamous Iphegenia at last! Better looking than I though she might be.
Q: Is she wearing any knickers?
Q2: What is the connection of her to the Chief?
Q£: How long will it take dimwit, brain-in-his-penis lover-boy to realise who is who?
Doh!
Maybe we’ll be hit suddenly with the answers like a steel helmet to the head! 😀
Super sexy spy in skipmy oufit: 1 – Thugs with no sense of self awareness: 0
This may be an insurmountable lead! 😀
Lana: 2; thugs: 0
She scored on them before, that’s why they have a score to settle.
The scoring gets murky in these situations! 😀
Well, I can see why this is going down Jesus, man that colonel is a major nutter.
He fits right in around that place! 😀
Seems he has “incompetent little man syndrome.” You’d think he’d be content, with his wife’s tits right at eye level, but it seems not.
Well, there goes any chance of avoiding another fight, but way to get a helmet on the situation…
Sometimes the only option is a little heavy metal! 😀
halberd, helmet…same effect as far as I am concerned LOL
Whatever gets results! 😀
Lana: Excuse me, I’m the Strumpet around here! *throws helmet*
You’ve got to learn to dodge helmets if you want to last long around that place! 😀
By now I’d say she’s more of a strombone.
😀 😀
*sad trombone*