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Lana’s Sexy Summer Swapmeet is back!
The 6th annual Lana’s Sexy Summer Swapmeet is getting coldblooded! Here for a visit is the snakey seductress Georgia the Gorgeous Gorgon! One look from her can turn anyone rock hard, and you can read all her adventures and exxxploits on my Patreon! (You also get extra Lana, Foxi Merlot and Llana the Elf Spy there, too!)
Vote here to see a smoking hot pinup of our merry medusa….
And also grab some of Georgia’s earlier adventures on Gumroad!
How could a guy with that hairstyle not be a laughingstock? Seeing two guys with that nearly broke my fragile mind 🙂
Yes, he should be glad people think it wasn’t his idea! 😀
lana has the armor and the mellons but will they be enough to topple this jolly green giant find out next week on Dragon Ball Zeh uhh I mean spying with Lana 😀
This is as close to Super Saiyan as it gets around here! 😀
I hope that dress never dries out.
So far so good! 😀
Lana rocks a mean helmet! 😀
She has an unusual fashion sense, but it works! 😀
Lana about to get Medieval on someones ass?
You bet! 😀
Her armor is, uh, missing a few pieces…
It’s a lightweight streamlined model! 😀
Will I get hurt if I say it looks like it was a cut-rate deal?
The Agency option is always the low-budget option!
DM: “After looting the fallen enemies for better gear and some nice+1 weapons, Lana and her goons manage to catch the BBEG right before he cast his 9th level spell ‘Power word: Fist’, momentarily saving the Governor.
And now, everyone, roll for initiative.”
And if Josh gets the highest initiative, everyone else duck! 😀
Is Josh looking… kind of badass?!? Wonders will never cease! (Of course he IS looking kind of absurd at the same time – this is Josh we’re talking about – but still)
It’s as close as he can come to looking cool! 😀
“Hey, if you want a punching bag, leave the governor alone and let me introduce you to my chief”
That’s the one thing he’s good for! 😀
Which reminds me: Lana hasn’t “worked out” with him for a long time. She’s definitely due 😉
True! It’s a good thing for him that he’s far away from her right now!
Bit of a random comment, but I really like when Lana says “scusi”. For some reason I always “hear” it in a bit of singy-songy, condescending tone.
Thank you! Yes, that would certainly fit!
Seems like the only solution to this impasse is the governor dyeing…
😀 😀 😀
Um, wouldn’t the wisest course be for our dear Lana to send the boys to attack save the Governor while she got the Chief to finally give her all the details of this mission? Her guys would fail spectacularly, of course, but in the meantime they’d probably distract the guy from hurting the Governor too terribly before she could rejoin them.
Yes, although good luck getting anything coherent out of the Chief in his current state! 😀
By “his current state,” I take it you mean “since birth,” or possibly (as we have no real biographical data for the chief) “since that mule kicked his head through the engine block of his daddy’s F-150.”
That sounds right!
Oh no, they’ve got themed outfits now!
This case is turning into a fashion disaster!
Oh I see what you did there…great idea for a reference by the way. Also, looks like Lana is going to be needing more backup to take this one down…
Considering the quality of her backup, maybe less is more! 😀
I guess you work with what you got…
Surely the big lad’s beef is with the Governor’s stylist?
Maybe he’ll go after him next! 😀
Lets hope that Lana’s squires really know which one they have to fight …
They don’t have a great track record for that!
o_o
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Whatever’s in the water in the Lanaverse must be getting stronger, for this to be a reason for a “Roaring rampage of revenge”(tm).
I’m not sure whether to find it sad that these guys are what Lana has for a posse, or heartwarming that these agents still have each other’s back after the beating they’ve already taken and in spite of all the bickering they normally do over each other’s failings. (Yes, even Lana has failings.) I suppose… I am more swayed to heartwarming.
Bless them, they’re being somewhat inventive as a group, taking apart a suit of armour to give them an extra edge against that behemoth.
It could be sad and heartwarming! And of course it never hurts to up your AC before a battle!
Bless their hearts. Of course, I’m a Texan. In Texas, the clause “bless his heart” is compassionate sarcasm, suggesting a second, explanatory clause on the order of, “he hasn’t the brains the Good Lord gave a cigarette butt.”
How does getting Lana impersonate a woman to sleep with a guy and having him kidnapped have anything to do with protecting the governor? I’m confused. But then again, so is the chief…
There’s plenty of confusion to go around! 😀
You’re asking for logic. That was your first mistake.
There’s not much of that going around at the moment!
Josh planning to defeat the JGG by blinding him with his fashion nonsense.
His look never goes out of style because it was never in style to begin with!
To be fair that’s not right.
Yes, you can’t really blame him for being mad! 😀