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Cropdusting, or evacuating Lana? Yeah, I don’t need a magic 8-ball for that one π
Not the closest contest! π
First he will plow Lana, then he will be cropdusting.
Ah. Good thing Lana didn’t drive a car into the bay.
Lana would never do anything that would get her a citation! π
…and get caught at it.
Technically, she did drive the car into the bay; she just wasn’t in it when it went off the pier (nor around when the police showed up).
One can hardly blame her for what a car does after she gets out of it! π
Damn fucking Lana as a side benefit for working for the agency would probably reduce massive turn over-rates
It’s their only hope! π
Begs the question does the rest of the agency get this treatment or are they waiting their turn that won’t come?
I expect they’re out of luck in that regard.
Just for an example: Sherri and Lana hate each other’s guts and are unlikely to want to touch each other, except to throw hands.
Or frying pans, as the case may be!
Hate-fucking *is* a thing, so I hear.
I’m sure Sean has also heard it.
And of it.
The likelihood of frying-pan-on-girl-action is much greater than girl-on-girl-action in this instance. π
Sean, your comic comes with certain expectations, pun very much intended.
Also, oh my God, go to bed man, it’s past 3 in the morning or something over there!
Josh, on the other hand, has gotten his hands on Lana’s naked rump.
But: A) he didn’t have any sexual intentions and didn’t even seem to register that what he was doing had any possible meaning other than giving Lana a boost, and B) Lana responded by beating him up because he only makes her angry.
It is a crappy job with a crappy boss and a crappy salary. But the benefits man. ooooh the benefits!
The intangibles are really something! π
Meh. Can’t build a 401K on that, even if Lana does keep a firm grasp on her fundamentals.
Victor showing some mad multitasking skills! I guess Lana isn’t the only one who knows how to handle a stick.
All it takes is a little convincing! π
Re: vote incentive – Is Llana trying to infiltrate Santa’s workshop again this year? It’ll never work if she keeps bucking for the top of the Naughty List at the same time.
She can get on the Naughty and the Nice list at the same time! π
Nice and Naughty. My kind of gal.
Indeed an importantβnay! βCRITICAL factor.
Certainly a factor one shouldn’t forget! π
And that’s a(n) (un)wrap.
See you next year, everybody, and happy holidays!
Almost, anyway! π
Lana is as persuasive as always. Also, now she probably has someone she can commiserate with about working at the Agency.
It’s a win-win! π
I wish my company had HR reps like Lana. Our country wouldn’t have any unemployment!
Happy Holdays!
She definitely knows how to boost employee retention! π
Does no one remember continuity? Even the creator?
The shoe store! THE SHOE STORE!
We’ve put the whole shoe store incident behind us! π
I was just talking with my former landlady (of cocaine motorbike fame if we’re talking comments section continuity here) when I went to stay for a couple of days. Her ex-husband did that. They went out of business.
There are exceptions to every rule. π
Her previous attempt at bringing someone into the Agency didn’t go so well!
Once again, Solid “Shoe” Snake!