Yeah, street walkers vs. highly skilled combat trained operative, that was never going to end well for them. This is why you should never ass-u-me… You might get your ass kicked.
Hmm, if Lana planned ahead a bit a little she would have gotten a third chick to walk around with a board announcing the rounds and a bucket to collect the donations. The it had just been a matter of ripping clothes at the appropriate time instead of just whooping ass.
…Come to think of it, the “right” form of whooping ass would sort of work too. π π
I sort of hope she helps them unionize against their pimps. And accidentally becomes the head of a sex-workers guild. And then also accidentally trains them to be spies. Her current boss assigns her the task of investigating the the new organization…
2 vs 1 I expected a ferocious fight but Lana is simply too much woman for those two.
I envy the people watching, calmly walking and suddenly a catfight involving the hottest woman they never seen with those clothes. What an experience xD
Lana quotes Hemingway? Wow!
Hidden depths, our Lana!
Yeah, street walkers vs. highly skilled combat trained operative, that was never going to end well for them. This is why you should never ass-u-me… You might get your ass kicked.
Yes, they probably should have minded their own business before it got handed to them. π
Hmm, if Lana planned ahead a bit a little she would have gotten a third chick to walk around with a board announcing the rounds and a bucket to collect the donations. The it had just been a matter of ripping clothes at the appropriate time instead of just whooping ass.
…Come to think of it, the “right” form of whooping ass would sort of work too. π π
Then she could have afforded a second pair of those shoes!
βHungry? Hereβs a knuckle sandwichβwith mustard!β
They should get a move on before she offers them a second helping! π
Since she can’t take her frustration(s) out on The Boss, these Ladies are lucky to still be breathing!
Do
NOT
Piss
Lana
Off
(This is your ONE and only warning!!)
This is probably why the Chief contacts Lana remotely so often! π
I sort of hope she helps them unionize against their pimps. And accidentally becomes the head of a sex-workers guild. And then also accidentally trains them to be spies. Her current boss assigns her the task of investigating the the new organization…
That sounds about right. π
That’s the sound of the pain-train rollin’ in ladies! CHOO CHOO!
The pain train’s got no brakes! π
2 vs 1 I expected a ferocious fight but Lana is simply too much woman for those two.
I envy the people watching, calmly walking and suddenly a catfight involving the hottest woman they never seen with those clothes. What an experience xD
And it’s not quite over yet, either!
The irony here is that Lana and the hookers are in pretty much the same job- the hookers just get to wear less degrading outfits.
They may not have a great appreciation for that irony at the moment.
Welp, those shoes were definitely made for walkin
That’s for sure! π
Lana won, no surprise there. But surely there’s no need to brutalize these professional thots? Unless lana wants their outfits or something….
I think she’s in a bad mood. π
seems to me Lana has some new recruits…the bank is big enough she can’t do ’em all by herself…
Yeah, if they had asked her nicely she might have given them a lucrative job! π
Look at that serene face on Lana, I think this brief beat down flat out cancelled her bad mood.
Well, that was nice of them! π
I’m not surprised that Lana kicked their asses. That was expected. No, I’m surprised that she managed to keep her boobs from popping out π
Now that’s a shocking turn of events! π
I’m surprised her pants didn’t fall off either.
*glares at Sean*
π π
Double-sided tape, presumably!
Never leave home without it! π
Works well for various female entertainers at awards shows who wear gowns with plunging necklines down to their waists.