Dream Machine page 24
on February 24, 2020
Spying with Lana
The misadventures of sexy spy Lana
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Just figured out who the Baron reminds me of. If Oscar Wilde and The Joker had a love child…
I just love Lana’s expression on this page. She is clearly done with all of this, and going to take it out on Baron Nugoth.
It’s clobbering time!
What’s the opposite of health?
He’s about to find out! 😀
Choose your favorite opposite:
Infirmity
Dilapidation
Decrepitude
Crapulence
Baron NuGoth is about to get a taste of all of them! 😀
oh, I wish the Baron luck in ever being able to piss straight after Lana gets done with him… that is not the look of good things in his future on her face.
Though he might be able to escape considering having pants like that get waterlogged will add some delay in her movements.
It’s his only hope! 😀
Well…If waterlogged pants is Lana’s problem, we all know what the solution is, don’t we?
She could also get a spare pair by beating the pants off of Baron NuGoth! 😀
Hm, fancy purple suit, check. Crime lord, check. White face paint, check. Borderline nuts, check. Just one thing… Why so serious?
😀 😀
I wonder if the baron knows how to swim….I think we’re gonna find out!
It might ruin his suit, but considering his suit, that would be doing the world a favor!
In a few minutes he’s not going to be, 1) standing, or 2) healthy.
Show us some good stuff, Sean. Should be a serious NuGoth-whupping coming right up!!
And I still wonder just exactly HOW her clothes stay put and/or don’t get seriously ripped or torn during her “brawls”. Must be Cartoon Physics at work…
Probably secret spy tricks. 😀
It’s going to be very unhealthy to stand there in a few short seconds.
Yeah, he should definitely not keep standing there. 😀
“Wouldn’t it be pretty to think so?”
Looks like Lana is resorting to a more old-fashioned solution.
Yep, a dollop of wallop; that’s the Lana way!
Well at least Lana will get some satisfaction beating the tar out of him.
Yeah, this mission’s not all bad! 😀
Theme from Jaws starts playing … or Momma Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J.
Either works.
Maybe a mashup of the two, much like the mashup that’s about to happen on the ship.
I wonder if Lana ran her plan by Perry before she boarded that battleship to kick NuGoth ass.
I get the feeling Lana’s not in the mood to chat with Perry.
Possibly some non-verbal contact…
Now that’s more likely! 😀
That battleship probably will be part of the next round of negotioations between Lana and Perry.
It might even be used for persuasion.
That’s about right! 😀
PERRY: Lana? What are you doing with that battleship, Lana? I don’t think you should be handling that heavy ordnance, Lana. You could chip a nail.
LANA: Just a little clean-up operation, Perry. Sinking a derelict. Nothing to worry your pretty little tin head over. [Loads 305 mm shell into breech of big gun]
PERRY: You seem upset, Lana. Would you like to talk about what’s bothering you? I am programmed and licensed to operate as a therapist in several states.
LANA: No thanks, Perry, I’m good. [Closes and locks breech]
PERRY: Lana, I don’t think you’re approaching this matter logically, Lana. I’m sure we can come to an agreement that will be mutually agreeable to all parties.
LANA: Way ahead of you, Perry. In a few seconds, everything will be just fine. Hey, Chief, you probably don’t want to stand there. [Focuses gun sight on red “eye” and steers gun turret]
CHIEF: Wha’d you say, Lana? Oh, hey that thing looks like it’s pointed—oh SHEEYIT! [Runs]
PERRY: Lana, have I told you how positive I’m feeling about the mission? I‘m really looking forward to—
LANA: Hey, Perry, wanna sing me a song? How ‘bout “Daisy”? Know that one. [Pulls trigger]
PERRY: Oh, SHEEE— [boom]
Nicely done. 😀 😀
Certainly won’t be healthy in the next two minutes.
Nope, his chances don’t look good! 😀
This comment section needs up-votes – have my unofficial one for beating me to that!