EWB20 by Sean on December 26, 2016 Chapter: Enemies with Benefits Liked it? Take a second to support Sean on Patreon!
No more Miss Nice Lana! He’s going to wish he went with the friendly option!
It’s always best to choose the friendly option when you have the chance!
Ah, the “Istanbul twist!”
Nice.
😀
Lana: I’ll bet I can make you feel better!
Me: I bet so too baby! Why don’t we see if we can make both of us feel better?
— Sensible person response.
And that’s why you aren’t missing any patches of hair.
Ooh boy, you passed up the fun option. Not a good move….
Not the brightest guy in the world! 😀
Well, they don’t need him to be friendly, just cooperative.
And Lana has more than one approach to making people cooperate.
Yes, he should have gone for “friendly” when he had the chance! 😀
After the night Lana’s had so far, I can’t tell if she’s trying to rip his cheek off, or break his neck.
Well, he’s getting a free shave, so I guess Lana’s still being kinda friendly, right? 😀
A shave? To me, that sounded like velcro.
Merry Christmas! 🙂
Man, big guy..you should REALLY have gone for a friendly Lana!
Merry Christmas to you, too!
Yes, I think she made her best offer first, and it’s only going to go downhill from there! 😀
See? -munches on an apple- Thereth no reathon we can’t be thivil…
😀 😀