Why is she so unhappy? For a change, no one is trying to hurt her and no one is sexually exploiting her. Some nice people want to take their photographs with her to honor her as a national hero. I think she’s just complaining to have something to complain about here.
No, history would dictate she will soon be disrobing. But history also dictates ass-kickery, shooting, running, and the inevitable arrival of the totally useless help.
Don’t hurt me Lana… But I’ve got your perfect theme song!
‘Bikini Girls with Machine Guns’-
Bikini girls with machine guns,
Bikini girls with machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it’s loaded with fun,
Bikini girls with machine guns
Well I savored many foriegn kinds of delicacies,
Intoxicated til I can’t tell what the hell I could see,
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach,
But all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the beach and
Bikini girls with machine guns,
Bikini girls with machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it’s loaded with fun,
Bikini girls with machine guns
One of the most interesting aspects to the game (along with a skill ‘running in high heels’) was that it was a guilty pleasure for many female gamers I knew at the time.
Why is she so unhappy? For a change, no one is trying to hurt her and no one is sexually exploiting her. Some nice people want to take their photographs with her to honor her as a national hero. I think she’s just complaining to have something to complain about here.
Possibly true. 😀
Lana’s forced smile is kind frightening.
Yes, don’t make her happy. You wouldn’t like her when she’s happy! 😀
😀 Genuine happiness is probably okay – although the shock of it may cause her to have a heart attack! But forced cheer, that’s not good…
Will Lana ever have an adventure where she stays clothed at all times….?
Possible, but not probable. 😉
Don’t worry Lana, as soon as this whole mission is over, you can go home XD
Hopefully! 😀
Oh, hopefully so! XDD (there’s actually more to this hahaha :v)
Could be worse: At least in that first 20 minutes, she’s stayed fully dressed.
True. Every cloud has a silver lining!
But for every silver lining, there’s a corresponding dark cloud…Lana’s current situation for still wearing clothes isn’t likely to last, is it?
😉
No, history would dictate she will soon be disrobing. But history also dictates ass-kickery, shooting, running, and the inevitable arrival of the totally useless help.
Don’t worry, Lana.
I am convinced that something will make you long for the return of boredom quite soon!
Don’t hurt me Lana… But I’ve got your perfect theme song!
‘Bikini Girls with Machine Guns’-
Bikini girls with machine guns,
Bikini girls with machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it’s loaded with fun,
Bikini girls with machine guns
Well I savored many foriegn kinds of delicacies,
Intoxicated til I can’t tell what the hell I could see,
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach,
But all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the beach and
Bikini girls with machine guns,
Bikini girls with machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it’s loaded with fun,
Bikini girls with machine guns
Encore! Encore! 😀
There’s an old RPG game named “Macho Women With Guns.” Highly sexist, frequently irreverent, & a confirmation that nothing is sacred. It’s pretty fun!
One of the most interesting aspects to the game (along with a skill ‘running in high heels’) was that it was a guilty pleasure for many female gamers I knew at the time.
Of course, the skill of Looks Good in Armor was useful for keeping plenty of T&A in the game too.
Chin up, Lana. You still have your clothes on and are being honoured. There might even be good food.
That has to count for something….
True, although I doubt there’s good food. 😀
No good food?! And that flapper headgear doesn’t suit Lana, either.
What a ripoff!
That has to be a first on both counts.