I’m actually a little disappointed that Lana was just using poor janitor Midge. I know it doesn’t fit the comic tone of the strip, but it would have been nice for her to find someone with whom to have a long term liaison, as opposed to a one mission stand.
Six months from now, Midge is making her way through yet another drink as she bemoans the fate that befell her when she hears a familiar voice behind her …
*Has a sudden thought, rechecks all of Lana’s dialogue from this story.*
God damn it, Sean. You just have to ruin all my ideas, don’t you?
Actually, this gave me a story idea; sort of like “I almost had him” story of Batman the Animated Series. Have all of Lana’s “victims” be at the same bar drinking their sorrows and telling their tales. Only towards the end to they suspect they’re talking about the same person. 🙂
Quit whining, Midge.
Some evil bosses would torture or just kill underlings for gross incompetence.
At least she’s head janitor!
I’m actually a little disappointed that Lana was just using poor janitor Midge. I know it doesn’t fit the comic tone of the strip, but it would have been nice for her to find someone with whom to have a long term liaison, as opposed to a one mission stand.
Alas, poor Midge! At least she can still boss Eddie around! 😀
So, to recap:
Midge has been fucked with, fucked over by, and straight-up fucked by Lana then.
That’s quite the triple-play there Sean.
Such is the life of the low-rent security guard, I guess.
Most (as in almost all) low rent security guards don’t get the last item on that list even in their dreams, though.
So, now we know why she came back: Midge’s security card. Devious, but come on, Midge, it was worth it, right?
Hey, it worked out better for her than for Eddie! 😀
So, Lana wasn’t going for a random hook-up, clever, clever Lana.
Everyone else… not so clever.
Yes, definitely not so clever. 😀
She;s lucky her boss didn’t reward her iwth a bullet in the brain
He looks like the sort who would shoot himself by accident if he tried.
He is the (evil) boss with the cleanest sanitary facilities.
If Lana keeps on meeting with the security staff, she’ll clear them all out i guess.
True, but just think how big their janitorial staff would be! They could clean the whole place in no time!
I can see the follow up.
Six months from now, Midge is making her way through yet another drink as she bemoans the fate that befell her when she hears a familiar voice behind her …
*Has a sudden thought, rechecks all of Lana’s dialogue from this story.*
God damn it, Sean. You just have to ruin all my ideas, don’t you?
What can I say? It saved time on making word bubbles!
Well, more than Lana this time round at least.
Actually, this gave me a story idea; sort of like “I almost had him” story of Batman the Animated Series. Have all of Lana’s “victims” be at the same bar drinking their sorrows and telling their tales. Only towards the end to they suspect they’re talking about the same person. 🙂
Aw, guess Lana was just using her.
At least she’s still head janitor! 😀
No-one’s getting any head out of this, Sean.
(Holy shit, did I just say what I think I just said? I’m holding you responsible for this, Sean!)
You really should consider doing a Midge spin-off series.
Hot nekkid red-heads tend to do well in the webcomic community I hear…>:)
Another option is having her swear revenge on Lana, and become her Clouseau to Lana’s Pink Panther….Zenigata to Lana’s Lupin 3rd….etc.
But with more sex…:)
It could work! 😀
I concur – more of the adorable sexy redhead please!
Awwwwww… Poor Midge… at least she got a little face time with Lana…
Yes, true! 😀