What’s amazing here, is that this is one of the rare instances where Lana’s the one leaving someone else feeling utterly exasperated, rather than the other way around. Great work on his expression!
Also, a lace leotard is rather dangerous, but also very Lana.
Jeez dude, what’s wrong with you! Can’t you keep up! Don’t you know how to drive! Watch a few James Bond movies or such and take a few classes in high performance driving! Yeah, go back to mom’s basement and do nerdy stuff online, or if you have balls, join the marine corps or something, they’ll shape you up.
Gota side with the guy on this one. Lana is being far too pushy to expect him to damage his card on the first date. Second; maybe but definitely not the first.
Car chases are usually second date material, I agree. Gun battles on the third, and call me old-fashioned, but save duels to the death for the wedding night.
As far as Lana’s normal first-date goes, losing a mirror or bumper from your car is about the same as getting to second base. The biggest question is if you can survive long enough for a home run.
What’s amazing here, is that this is one of the rare instances where Lana’s the one leaving someone else feeling utterly exasperated, rather than the other way around. Great work on his expression!
Also, a lace leotard is rather dangerous, but also very Lana.
Thank you! Yes, Lana’s idea of what’s reasonable and normal person ideas of what’s reasonable are pretty far apart. 😀
I think I prefer her without the extensions and with shorter hair. Its different.
I try to give her a different hairstyle for each story, just for fun.
The risk of death was minimal, low at worst! Keep perspective!
Right! What are a couple of brushes with death between friends?
Yeah, Lana *is* rather high-maintenance, isn’t she?
Just not my type…
You just have to have good insurance! 😀
And a love of defying Death to its face.
Yeah, Lana’s normal meter is a bit off.
Maybe a little. 😀
Does she even have one anymore? I do know the knob fell off of her original meter…
The needle on Lana’s meter popped and almost took out someone’s eye after passing the broken peg for the third time.
The only time she is allowed to damage a bumper, is after she lets him work over her bumper
😀 😀
Great. Now I’m hearing that song by Patra…
Lana really does have the best taste in almost-clothes.
Yes, she’s quite the maven of the almost-clothed look!
She’s had a lot of experience.
Would that be called “semi-fashionable?”
“Fashionable nude?”
Well, if you’ve got the assets to pull it off, I guess it doesn’t matter what you call it.
Jeez dude, what’s wrong with you! Can’t you keep up! Don’t you know how to drive! Watch a few James Bond movies or such and take a few classes in high performance driving! Yeah, go back to mom’s basement and do nerdy stuff online, or if you have balls, join the marine corps or something, they’ll shape you up.
I’m not being too harsh, am I?
Oh no, all the experts agree that you should do a tour of duty in the Marines before going on a date!
A date with Lana, anyway 😉
Nah, you should just update your will.
Also, body armor doesn’t hurt.
Gota side with the guy on this one. Lana is being far too pushy to expect him to damage his card on the first date. Second; maybe but definitely not the first.
Only a mirror or a bumper, though!
See, this is why you invest in rubber baby buggy bumpers. Not even a scratch.
They save you costly repair bills, but only if you can say it three times fast!
It’s a nice car and Lana hasn’t even cleared the first date yet.
Car chases are usually second date material, I agree. Gun battles on the third, and call me old-fashioned, but save duels to the death for the wedding night.
That seems reasonable enough to me.
As far as Lana’s normal first-date goes, losing a mirror or bumper from your car is about the same as getting to second base. The biggest question is if you can survive long enough for a home run.
Unfortunately, it may require a benaball or two to advance.
Or at least balls of steel.