Sam’s date, Angela: (over phone) “I think your life is — is a little too fast-paced for me.”
Sam: “Oh, no, no, that’s not true at all.”
Angela: “Why are you whispering? Are you still outside the bank?”
Sam: “No, I’m at a marina. Just taking a stress-free walkalong the ocean, the breeze blowing in my hair. I might even get a tropical drink. Hands in the air!”
Angela: “‘A stress-free walk’.”
Sam: “Well, as much as I hate to admit it, Angela, you’re probably right.
We’re just not meant to be. Enjoy one of those beers in Antigua for me. (hangs up, kicks mook) You bastard. You ruined something special.”
The fact that the guy is still up for an actual date with Lana is starting to smack of desperation. ‘Not that I would have any experience with that situation :o.’
I dunno. At this point, if I hadn’t bailed around #16, I’d be going along with it just to see how the whole thing ends. It wouldn’t even matter whether I got into Lana’s ….lack of pants so much as I’d just want to see where this was going and how this was going to end.
Once I put my *** in crazy, and got _years_ of adventures with it. Exciting, scary, wonderful ride!
I’m reminded of a joke from Burn Notice:
Sam’s date, Angela: (over phone) “I think your life is — is a little too fast-paced for me.”
Sam: “Oh, no, no, that’s not true at all.”
Angela: “Why are you whispering? Are you still outside the bank?”
Sam: “No, I’m at a marina. Just taking a stress-free walkalong the ocean, the breeze blowing in my hair. I might even get a tropical drink. Hands in the air!”
Angela: “‘A stress-free walk’.”
Sam: “Well, as much as I hate to admit it, Angela, you’re probably right.
We’re just not meant to be. Enjoy one of those beers in Antigua for me. (hangs up, kicks mook) You bastard. You ruined something special.”
That’s about right! 😀
Some date, eh? You’re a “lucky” guy, Nico. Action! Lots!!
Just not what you were expecting…
(For values of “luck”, anyway…)
Definitely! 😀
Bad luck is still luck! 🙂
She’s persistent, have to give her that.
It’s her only virtue! 😀
If he wasn’t such a whining loser this could be the absolute best night of his life. Instead, he’s gonna blow it. The schmuck.
Aside from the possibility of being gutted like a fish. 😀
Meh. A real man ignores such minor details.
Welllll, it IS her birthday…
Yes, one mustn’t forget that!
The fact that the guy is still up for an actual date with Lana is starting to smack of desperation. ‘Not that I would have any experience with that situation :o.’
Quite right! 😉
I dunno. At this point, if I hadn’t bailed around #16, I’d be going along with it just to see how the whole thing ends. It wouldn’t even matter whether I got into Lana’s ….lack of pants so much as I’d just want to see where this was going and how this was going to end.
I admire her bad girl enthusiasm, but she needs some self control.
Well, it is her birthday. 😉
That is one frisky ginger.
You’d think people would be trying to keep her away instead of kidnapping her!
I can totally see why people are trying to keep her away. That Ginger is a boat load of problems in a sexy wrapper.
“Never put your *** in crazy” is a rule all men know and no men follow.
-sigh-
So very true.