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That redhead looks like she might put up a bit of a fight. The others, not so much.
The general can’t even handle a handshake! 😀
Overly paranoid, or the smartest member of the junta?
Time will tell! 😀
Oh, come on, what’s a little light assassination among friends? Or whatever this is?
Whatever it is, it’s not trouble because Lana never causes any! 😀
I’m sure we’ve also covered this before, Sean.
Unless you’re that guy from that Twilight Zone story, just saying something doesn’t make it true!
If somebody ends up in a corn field, it’s definitely not Lana’s fault!
I was thinking of a different story which turns out that a lot of people think is a Twilight Zone story but actually isn’t, not to be confused with the Twilight Zone story like that one where a guy can delete people from existence by the power of thought which isn’t based on that short story.
Anyway, if some guy or girl ends up in a cornfield because of Lana, it’s probably because she wants to fuck them amongst the corn!
(It’s a good life!)
Everything will be hazily recalled as a Twilight Zone episode eventually. Wasn’t there an episode about that?
Lana doing no harm yeah right that is delusional to say
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer!
I feel bad for that guard in the last frame he knows this is not going well
Yes, Rose is the only one who seems to notice anything! 😀
Talking of which, this is kind of a first for this series: A guard who is at least somewhat competent at his job
It’s rare but it does happen!
Heh, famous last words for anyone who has Lana as company to a fancy party.
Yes, she certainly knows how to liven up a party! 😀
“She won’t cause any trouble.”
Famous last words 😆
Yes, perhaps his confidence is a tad misplaced! 😀
We’ve already talked about this Sean.
There are literal planets smaller than your tads!
A wise policy. Even the sight of Lana in that dress might be too much for the general!
They’d better get the general out of the fresh air right away! 😀
How many dictators have died thanks to Lana flaunting those tits?
He seems to be surviving the supple redhead alright.
Technically true.
Lana won’t cause trouble.
Lana is trouble.
A minor technicality! 😀
“She won’t cause any trouble.”
As someone big on keeping up with the continuity…
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(something about shoe salesmen)
Maybe this time will be an exception!
Something about death taxes and Lana.
Yes, I also left that comma out on purpose!
Some people do find Lana’s company taxing! 😀
Even when her presence is taxing, it is very enjoyable. (Lana makes sure her partner does most of the work, so they go to sleep and she can do her work)
She’s very efficient that way! 😀