Call Girl page 38
So, all’s well that ends well? Either way, it ended and a new story starts next week, so watch this space!
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I’m beginning to think the Chief is actually a genius and he is being severely underestimated by just about everyone.
Especially Lana.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah….
Unfortunately for the Chief, it’s seems he’s being estimated very accurately! 😀
That’s all she did to the Chief?
Sumptin’ wrong here…
She’s probably going back to fetch that sword! 😀
The chief’s complacency is impressive, even for him. Who says practice doesn’t make perfect?
He’s certainly in rare form! (Just not rare enough!)
So, I guess we’ll never find out who was trying to kidnap Loverboy and why?
No time for that! On to the next mission! 😀
Or why lover boy thought Lana was Ephigenia. Or why he thought he had an assignation with Ephigenia?
He did have one, but Lana showed up first, and the rest, as they say, is hysterics!
Sure, he’s a complete idiot and the missions are pointless. But would she get as much sexy fun time at any other agency?
Yes, every cloud has a silver lining! 😀
Lana’s Thought bubbles (redacted)
Panel 1 ‘I should have kept that sword’
Panel 2 ‘Why didn’t I keep that sword?’
Panel 3 ‘He’s so damn lucky I didn’t keep that sword’
😀
The Chief doesn’t know how close he was to a haircut and more! 😀
A little off the top…?
…of your shoulders, Chief?
On one hand I perfectly understand why Lana didn’t feel like waiting around for the Chief’s explanation – on the other hand I’d kind of have liked to hear what it was all about (but then again, it might be too optimistic to expect the Chief to give a meaningful explanation…)
Yes, probably too much to ask from the Chief! 😀
She isn’t taking any reasonable explanations that her boss would have for her. Honestly, Lana has restraint in her anger and not truly lashing out on her boss like that is impressive upon itself…
Yes, quite true! 😀
Oh man that sounds about right.
The Chief is in top form today!
A mission that ends in all-out nonsense
I’d say the Chief got off easy here.
Yes, really! 😀
Lana, Lana, Lana, look on the bright side of things.
At least this time you didnt get shot in the shoulder by Josh.
Also i know the Chief isnt the sharpest tool in the box, but to fall for the old Nigerian Prince scam!😞
If there’s one thing the Chief can do well, it’s fall for things! 😀
Did the Nigerian prince need help in 2004? Because that’s about the last time I saw one of those emails in the wild. It’s all phishing text messages these days.
I think the Chief thinks his spam folder is his inbox.
He is so lucky she didn’t keep the sword.
Why didn’t she keep the sword? Was anybody really going to take it from her?
The sword definitely could have come in very handy with a few other folks!
The contrast between Lana’s stone-faced fury and the Chief’s blissfully ignorance that he is tap-dancing on her last nerves with spiked boots are very amusing to me.
Well done, Sir!
😀
Thank you very much! 😀
Lana pulls out cell phones “Yeah, Bad Guys Hiring Services? I’m a Femme Fatale who needs a better employer…”
And in her case, “better employer” is just about everyone! 😀
o_o Dear Lord, he’s actually getting DUMBER with time.
How much longer until Lana actually quits and founds her own agency?
Please, give us a time table…!
He makes even stopped clocks look good! 😀
Yeah, they’re at least correct twice per day. We’ve yet to see the chief getting anything right!
This is arguably Lana’s weirdest mission to date. Generally the Chief is messing things up, but here no part of the mission even makes any sense!
Oh well, that’s how it goes sometimes! 😀
Maybe Lana hit the Chief on the head too many times, making him even more incompetent. If that’s the case, I see only one remedy: hit him on the head some more in the off chance it will knock some sense into him.
That seems like a sound course of action!
I’m sure if she hits him hard enough, it will solve both their problems permanently!
She needs to borrow the “Clue-by-Four” from Nodwick & Company.
It might work, and even if it didn’t, it would be fun to try! 😀