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Summer is heating up, and that means the 4th annual Lana’s Sexy Summer Swapmeet is back! It’s the event where Lana races around spreading racy goodness all around the internet, and we get hot new visitors all summer long! First to pay us a call is:
Click here to see a smoking hot new pic of this blonde beauty, and don’t forget to check out Exiern and Exiern Dark Reflections for an appearance by Lana!
Figures, bunch of guys ask Lana to do a job. Little birdy tells me it blows.
They say it doesn’t hurt to ask, but these guys may find out otherwise! 😀
I always wonder has their ever been a situation Lana can’t handle she knows it and freaks out?
Most of the freaking out Lana does is aimed at the Chief! 😀
Somebody call an ambulance. Only one, the othe two won’t make it anyway.
A vehicle to escape quickly in is a good idea! 😀
Is Lana a fan of the tales of Diogenes the Dog?
Who wouldn’t be? 😀
Lana has tried this “vacation”-thing before. Didn’t really work out then either.
For Lana, taking a break from work is usually harder than working!
You know, there’s little difference between hardly working ands hardly breaking…except.. get out of my sun!
You don’t get between Lana and her tanning!
Smarter people would have offered to help cover her with suntan lotion. I would! 😀
Yes, but no one ever said they were smart! 😀
Swiggity Swooty! We’re coming for that… Spy. Not like they’re gonna get swiggity nor swooty, but kudos to them for trying
It’ll be a hard sell getting her to work for them, even without any swooty-ness.
Those three dummkopfs better heed Lana’s words, else they might end up eating those pistols.
Yeah, this isn’t the best plan in the world!
Sexy Millionaire S&M Cowboy Navy SEAL is clearly a page-turner!
Most consider it a modern classic!
Meanwhile Josh is still struggling to get through that window
He’s almost there! We believe in him! 😀
Nobody believes that.
Not even you!
It could happen…??
No it couldn’t.
Being a contrarian for the sake of it is not a good look, sir!
I say good day!
‘We’? We who? Who’s this ‘we’ you speak of?
If I kill them will she bang me in gratitude? That is the question
Maybe if she was on the job, but she’s on vacation so there are no guarantees! 😀
I’m sure she’s perfectly capable of killing them herself, but she’s more likely to convince them to shoot each other. You may have to find some other way to get her to bang you, though past issues suggest there are numerous ways to do so.
I will kill josh and Carol in a 2 for 1 deal
Lana is clearly capable of committing her own murders, thank you.
I’d like to believe my sending Sean this video clip inspired the name of this story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbwLC3Yr8vA
Even if it didn’t, taking credit for it seems to be the Chaotic Neutral thing to do!
Hey, if the shoe fits… 😀
Those guys would probably steal them!
Interrupting Lana on vacation? BAD MOVE
Not one of the habits of highly effective people!
I think there is only one highly effective (or even mildly effective) person in this strip. 😉
And it’s not one of those three! 😀
If ANY of those people were “highly effective” they wouldn’t be bothering Lana.
She has a reputation, y’know!!
Also true!
Propably because to turn it into a habit, you’d need to live long enough to do it more than once.
Quite true! 😀