Dream Machine page 15
on December 23, 2019
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Spying with Lana
The misadventures of sexy spy Lana
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Even Lana doesn’t think to ask the computer why the first plan failed, or why it’s so sure that this plan won’t. Hmm, maybe she’s enjoying herself?
Perry doesn’t lack confidence! He lacks most other things, but not confidence!
A superior intelligence that ensure Lana gets porked… Nice creator cameo. And well-deserved too. 😉
😀 😀
I think the Chief need some sort of 101 class on what constitutes “Intelligence”, superior and otherwise. I am pretty sure he is not too familiar with the subject.
Still if a lack of intelligence leads to Lana without clothes ….well, how much intelligence do you really need?
I mean the Chief is dumber than a sack of wet dirt and he is the Chief. 😀 😀
Yes, for the head of an intelligence agency, the Chief has a surprising lack of it!
Love the deer in the headlight look with Lana. Lana doesn’t seem to really mind having sex with males or females to accomplish her mission, does she?
All in a day’s work for Lana, I guess! 😀
y’know, I actually at this point think this is exactly what Perry wanted as a result, simply because he found out how fun dressing up Lana was 😀
It can be addictive! 😀
The Chief thinks Perry is brilliant.
I used to work at a place with a boss like that.
It’s out of business.
If only they’d had a super AI to show them the way! 😀
I love the “deer in the headlights” expression of kewpie doll goth henchman headshot in the second frame — which is then hilariously mimicked in Lana’s somewhat askew snapshot in frame 3. Nice details.
Hey, thanks! I appreciate it!
At least Perry seems to know how to best put Lana’s greatest strength up against the enemy’s greatest weaknesses. That’s right out of Sun Tzu, it is.
Yeah, and Perry has 10 voice settings and free batteries, so that makes him even better than Sun Tzu! 😀
c’mon lana think! you just need pictures of them being friendly with you…hanging out at a bar or something. the Baron thinks they’re working with you, he never trusts them after that. mission accomplished. no porking.
besides, I have no desire to see mr soul patch and hippo-ear-tufts naked. not even lana would be distraction enough for that.
Neither would Baron Nugoth, so you can be sure it would get him pretty riled up! 😀
Someone needs to alt-F4 that computer 😀
And soon! 😀
> cd /
>rm *.* -r
It’s worth a try! 😀
you missed a step.
> sudo -i
$ cd /
$ rm *.* -rf
There’s also the old standby, “Compute to the last digit the value of pi”
That would probably be a better use of Perry’s time. 😀
oh come on now Lana, when do your missions NOT involve you getting porked?
So much for a change of pace! 😀
Can we make a plan that involves Lana consorting with MY trusted henchman? I guarantee that it will improve the World Economy.
Hey, everybody’s got to do their part for the world economy! 😀
Hmm, pretty sure Intelligence is not something that is in great abundance in the agency. . .
Yeah, it’s always in short supply!
What are the odds Perry’s just setting up a secret folder?
Probably pretty high! 😀
That last line… Against my better judgment.. You know, he’s actually not wrong!
As usual, he doesn’t know how right he is! 😀
Oh, Lana! You’re being silly.
Surely you’ve realised by now that very step of every plan involves you getting porked.
It’s the Agency’s go-to strategy.
When all you have is a hammer, all of your problems look like Lana getting nailed!
True, although if Lana gets a hammer, Perry will have to watch out! 😀
Superior intelligence? i knew this was going to happened sooner or latter, poor Perry, because he cannot escape the Chief unlike Lana, he now thinks like the Chief. What a horrible way to go to that Silicon Vally in the sky (because i bet that in the end Lana will smash Perry to tiny bits).
Yes, it’s not looking good for Perry.
“Who are we to question a superior intelligence?”
IF, perchance, you happen to stumble across one, listen to it very carefully. In the meantime, don’t listen to that overheated tub of transistors!
Just sayin’. You have been warned!
Remember, this is the Chief talking. Compared to him, any intelligence would be superior!
Yeah, it’s a pretty low bar to clear!
Just playing to your strengths, Lana!
Yeah, look at the bright side! 😀
A brilliant and most unconventional plan!
That’s our Perry! 😀
And what could possibly go wrong?
Well, there is a *slight* possibility Lana will keep her clothes on… but it’s vanishingly small, just like her bikinis!