Nice to know i’m not the only one feeling the chief is looking a lil fake in this strip. But I get the feeling she really is talking to a cardboard cut out. No one’s game face is that good, and if memory serves, the chief is to say the least, a little scared of Lana.
Wait a minute. The title is “Dream Machine.” Could Lana be testing some sort of virtual reality, and the chief’s responses haven’t been programmed in yet?
Hmm. If the chief were to be replaced by a dummy, a droid or even a pod person from planet Zxstrpfl, would we even be able to tell the difference with the way he already sabotages the Agency? … And could it actually be worse? Would we even care?
I mean, sure, it’d be a legitimate reason for Lana to splat something that looks like the chief, but a ringer could so easily be an improvement over the original…
Gentlemen, Ladies, a moment of silence please in memoriam of Lana’s glorious red highlights….
*raises glass*
Ok, we can now return to being amused at the Chief’s moment of brilliance of not actually being in the room for Lana’s rant & sparing his life for a scant few more moments 😀
Totally motionless, idiotic smile on his face, very suspicious.
Still, keep at it Lana, in this case scream-therapy is good for your soul (since she
obviously didnt have time for her usual sex-therapy).
In a twist no one saw conning, the chief has gained enough sentiece to realize Lana might actually snap and kill him one day. Let her vent on a custom real doll on the company dime.
Don’t understand why Lana changed her clothes to meet the chief.
Tired of the goth look, maybe. 😀
If the chief ain’t a cardboard cutout, I’d like that the position of his left hand is a clue to why he’s smiling so much.
There must be some explanation! 😀
The Chief enjoys being shouted at by a sexy super spy.
Every mission is designed to this end.
We don’t kinkshame
Hey, maybe that’s it! Little did Lana know! 😀
Nice to know i’m not the only one feeling the chief is looking a lil fake in this strip. But I get the feeling she really is talking to a cardboard cut out. No one’s game face is that good, and if memory serves, the chief is to say the least, a little scared of Lana.
Unless he’s feeling smug about… something.
[Organ music playing and swelling in the background!]
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this!”
Yes, just what is he up to?
Wait a minute. The title is “Dream Machine.” Could Lana be testing some sort of virtual reality, and the chief’s responses haven’t been programmed in yet?
She should have programmed herself something heavy to hit him with. 😀
In one ear, out the other. This guy is like a dumb dog.
That’s the Chief all right! 😀
Inside her, yes indeed. Gotta love how Lana works.
She’s not loving it too much at the moment, but perhaps the Chief has a good explanation. Hey, it’s always possible!
He’s awfully motionless…
Hmm. If the chief were to be replaced by a dummy, a droid or even a pod person from planet Zxstrpfl, would we even be able to tell the difference with the way he already sabotages the Agency? … And could it actually be worse? Would we even care?
I mean, sure, it’d be a legitimate reason for Lana to splat something that looks like the chief, but a ringer could so easily be an improvement over the original…
Yeah, she should wait and see what happens! It could be the best things that’s happened to the Agency! 😀
Gentlemen, Ladies, a moment of silence please in memoriam of Lana’s glorious red highlights….
*raises glass*
Ok, we can now return to being amused at the Chief’s moment of brilliance of not actually being in the room for Lana’s rant & sparing his life for a scant few more moments 😀
The highlights may come back at some point. 😀
Totally motionless, idiotic smile on his face, very suspicious.
Still, keep at it Lana, in this case scream-therapy is good for your soul (since she
obviously didnt have time for her usual sex-therapy).
Yes, scream therapy is the only kind the Agency can afford!
Cardboard Decoy falls down.
Lana: “I should be shocked I couldn’t tell the difference. But I’m honestly not.
It would be an easy mistake to make! 😀
In a twist no one saw conning, the chief has gained enough sentiece to realize Lana might actually snap and kill him one day. Let her vent on a custom real doll on the company dime.
Hey, you don’t get to be Chief without learning a few tricks! 😀
Totally motionless. Five bucks says cardboard cutout
Or just not listening. It is the Chief, after all.
I don’t buy it – he’d have announced at least one change of plans in the time Lana has spent berating him.
Maybe he’s just saving up for a real doozy. 😀
Well, it could be a dummy, but how would you distinguish that from the chief?
Now that’s the hard part!
The cardboard cutout is doing its’ job competently!
Yeah, why didn’t the Agency think of that sooner? 😀
Because the dummy won’t say anything stupid.
Right! So far, so good! 😀
My thoughts exactly. :-/
Ah, we seem to be talking about a different kind of Mission Impossible.
Yes, the off-brand Agency version. 😀
Wow. Is she yelling at a cardboard cutout?
Might as well be. 😀
I guess the chief is used to getting yelled at by Lana 😉
He only seems to really pay attention to her objections if she pounds him like a punching bag.