The Heart is a Lonely Junta page 17
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I can see only two possible futures: Lana departs the country leaving the Sergeant in charge after a successful coup; or, Lana leaves the country in complete flames. Both futures start with Lana and Sarge doing a little more hand-to-hand combat.
(No surprise twists: That’s not his hand! That’s not HER hand!)
😀 😀
Maybe Lana has decided that recruiting the Sergeant, or at least “distracting” him, is the fastest way to topple the Junta? After the ineptitude we have witnessed from the entire Junta staff, it is clear that the Sergeant is the Jenga piece that—if removed—brings the whole structure crashing down.
She’s definitely got something in mind!
My good man, that’s not the high caliber machine gun Lana needs you to handle right now.
True! 😀 😀
So now what is next for this guy I wonder!
He’s probably wondering the same!
Listen, Lana’s always gonna shoot her shot, even if it’s highly unlikely.
However you choose to interpret that phrase.
She’s got pretty good aim in these situations! 😀
“Tanks for the mammaries.”
😀 😀
At least in this case Lana has a better chance of defending herself from this situation.
She’s doing pretty well so far!
It’s all fun and games, ’till the bad guy pulls the heavy machine gun.
What a party pooper! 😀
Welll… Lana does do 6 impossible things before breakfast..
Quite true! 😀
Ah, there it is. So much for loyalty…
The tank-driving skills rope ’em in every time! 😀
Yeah, Sergeant? This isn’t gonna go the way you’d like.
Lana definitely has something up her sleeve (figuratively speaking, of course).
Yes, Lana doesn’t need a sleeve to have something up it! 😀
I wouldn’t argue, Sergeant. Tank trumps machine gun.
Especially the way Lana drives them! 😀