2) Will no-one think of the lesbians and other non-heterosexually identifying women? Good luck Sean, we’re all counting on you (and the uncut version).
Do the math. A 50 foot woman is approximately 10 times larger than an average woman. A 6 foot tall man will be to her approximately 6 inches long. What anatomical part averages 6 inches? š
Sometimes the short term solution is the best one in sight. Personally I salute the Generallisimo for his cunning. Also for that leap, which was pretty impressive for a fat guy.
‘And he was never seen again!’
Or: ‘Next time we see him he’s got a Joker-like rictus grin.
Or: ‘Bravely Lana dives in after him, leading to a fairly surreal fight-scene.’
Three, I’m done. š
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Oops! He made a boob… š
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No, that boob was a pre-existing condition.
Topical!
I’m going to need to invest in a drum set for all the rimshot-worthy moments in the comments for this page!
I don’t think Ronni will be happy with development. El Presidente iās probably happy though.
This is becoming a wholly different kind of international incident!
Dumbstruck here, I got nuthin’.
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Well, I guess he’s staying *puts on sunglasses* abreast of the situation.
Well done, sir. Well done. š
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Not exactly Goya, though is it?
Are you referring to El Coloso?
I assume it’s Francisco de Goya we’re talking about and not Goya Foods, purveyors of fine tostones.
Wow, all this and a classical education available in the comments section!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/El_coloso.jpg/1200px-El_coloso.jpg
Saturno devorando a su hijo actually, though the smaller of the subjects in the image does not have their head visible for … other reasons.
Look at us being all intellectual and stuff. Musn’t forget to give those tostones a go, though. They also look interesting.
The second greatest dream of any heterosexual man upon finding the 50 foot woman! Lucky Bastard!!!
Some guys have all the luck! š
Two things:
1) What’s Number 1?
2) Will no-one think of the lesbians and other non-heterosexually identifying women? Good luck Sean, we’re all counting on you (and the uncut version).
Number 1 could only be covered in an uncut version! š
Uncovered in an uncut version you mean!*
*Insert^ drum roll here.
^Insert other things as applicable there.
Do the math. A 50 foot woman is approximately 10 times larger than an average woman. A 6 foot tall man will be to her approximately 6 inches long. What anatomical part averages 6 inches? š
I was told there would be no math.
All these jokes flying around are overlooking the fact that El Generalissimo has already made the best (okay, maybe second-best) crack available…
He’ll be here all week, folks! Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress! š
Just the tip .. ?
Ah my me. While indeed a common heterosexual male fantasy, I doubt that’s a valid escape…..
No, probably not a long term solution, but Castoroil isn’t much of a thinker.
Sometimes the short term solution is the best one in sight. Personally I salute the Generallisimo for his cunning. Also for that leap, which was pretty impressive for a fat guy.