Call Girl page 17
THIS WEEK ON PATREON:
–Llana the Elf Spy is on an important mission- or so she thinks! So far it’s been nothing but sex and sidetracking, but now she’s got to face… math?
–Georgia the Gorgeous Gorgon is locked in combat with the only man in town brave enough to enter her lair! (At least that’s what he says he’s doing in there with her!)
-In Foxi’s Gang, Foxi’s party is getting steamier, but the Cahd’s boss is getting steamed! Can they get the jewels before it’s too late?
–Fools Day is back with a brand new chapter! Our vapid villains have forsaken fighting and selected seduction as the means to get what they want. But is it possible they’re doing too well?
-Plus, see bonus pinups, cartoons and comics with Lana, Foxi Merlot, the Cahds and the Llana the Elf Spy!
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BAR FIGHT!!
With chicks, even. Well, ONE chick, but wotta knockout!
Speaking of knockouts…
The local bars will be kicking themselves for not booking this! And Lana will be kicking everyone else!
these boots are made for kicking, and that’s just what they’ll do..
one of these days these boots are gonna…kick you right in the nuts!
ok, needs work, right on the end there…I never claimed to be a songwriter…
Hey, it’s better than some songs I’ve heard! 😀
Carpenter Brut and Pertubator along with much of the synthwave movement has just sidestepped that whole pesky lyrics thing.
And classical musical didn’t need lyrics either, and I say, if it ain’t Baroque don’t fix it!
It’s still Rococo and Roll to me.
I’ll go out on a limb and claim that Lana has reached the end of her patience with the constant barrage of buffoons pestering her.
😀
I’d say that’s a distinct possibility! 😀
A barrage of buffoons; is that like a parliament of Owls?
That’ll be next! 😀
I’m thinking more a murder of crows.
And there’s going to be plenty of murders on the horizon, I suspect with a certain Chief atop the wish list.
(I also find it funny that in the case of the expression “Too many chiefs and not enough Indians, that figure of one Chief is still too high where the Agency is concerned.)
If the Chief was a crow, he’d still be just one, so I guess that would be an attempted murder.
This is not the greatest time for introductions…
Yes, I’d have to agree! 😀
They didn’t even bother to introduce themselves first! How rude!
But they really got a kick out of meeting Lana!
They’re the Three Stooges right? 😉
Close enough! 😀
Oh great, more complications
They just keep coming!
So, from his response, I take it the guy in the last panel is loverboy’s dad.
We’ll find out who he is on the next page. I can’t guarantee he’ll find out what’s going on by then, though! 😀
Or possibly he’s the real Iphigenia’s father, wondering why lover boy stood up his kid.
Does anybody know anything here?
The smart money is on “no”! 😀
And this town used to be so nice.
That’s what happens when the Agency moves in! 😀
Gentrification to fix it will take decades.
ONCE AGAIN SEAN I REMIND YOU THIS IS A STORY THAT YOU WROTE
That still doesn’t mean I know what’s going on! 😀
Oh so you worked for the Agency? 😉
I feel confident I could fit right in! 😀