Call Girl page 18
THIS WEEK ON PATREON:
–Llana the Elf Spy is on an important mission- or so she thinks! So far it’s been nothing but sex and sidetracking, but now she’s got to face… math?
–Georgia the Gorgeous Gorgon is a tricky opponent, but can the burly woodcutter think of a way to defeat her? (And will he even try?)
-In Foxi’s Gang, the Cods’ plan to steal the jewels seems to be hopelessly sidetracked with sexy shenanigans, but what will happen when their boss Razor Clam finds out?
–Fools Day is back with a brand new chapter! Our group of familiar fools is stealing valuable documents and assets left and right! But are their plans really going as well as it seems?
-Plus, see bonus pinups, cartoons and comics with Lana, Foxi Merlot, the Cahds and the Llana the Elf Spy!
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Lana’s look of disbelief in panel two is priceless.
This day just keeps getting better for her! 😀
I think i see a way out of this.
Lana force-feeds her phone to Josh and gets rid of some frustrations as well as not having to listen to the boss anymore.
I still don’t know what her mission actually was, but that is okay because i do not think anyone else, including the boss, know or even really care anymore at this stage.
Afterwards Lana can go back to the fellow she was chatting with. If i were him i would be waiting for her.
😀
I think Lana’s pretty close to trying that plan! 😀
I bet the real Ipheginia is fat and ugly. Lana’s face! It’s just WTF? Why didn’t I stay in bed this morning? Or drop her phone in the snow while skiing with the guy who was chatting her up?
Yes, losing her phone would have improved her day considerably! 😀
Fat, ugly, and…Chief’s baby sister?
Nah. Too easy.
I think we all hope the Chief is an only child! It’d be terrifying to think there are more of them out there!
You sure the Chief doesn’t have a brother who is now called “Commander”?
It would explain a lot! 😀
Is cousin Ellen going to blame Lana again?
She can be so unreasonable! 😀
Nothing like a good cast-iron skillet to reason with her!
It’s tried and true!
Sean, please remember to provide a whole set to Lana for her birthday. Considering firearms never kill anyone in this comic (and only wound Lana), those have been her most powerful weapons.
course, what we don’t see is two of the three thugs knocked out off panel, and the third sporting a very uncomfortable boner because he found getting whupped by a lady very arousing 😀
Lana can really work the kinks out! 😀
“Kinks” is certainly a… choice word…
😀 😀
Talk about a lucky break…
I’m not sure if it’s good luck, but it’s better luck than they’ve been having so far! 😀
I feel that Iphigenia and the Commander probably didn’t have the healthiest marriage anyway.
True, and that was before the Chief got involved! 😀
Wow seems the agency has a rival for stupid leadership.
Who’d have thought it was possible? 😀
Well I guess it was bound to happen eventually.
Seems Chief needs to up his game. Down his game?
…
Ah, yes. Increment his stupidity!
That’s one thing we’re sure he can do!
Lana is moving on to the next level of I Have Had Enough Of This Shit. From wanting to punch everyone to just wanting to go home!
That’s about right! 😀
Ah, the real Ipheginia’s hubby. So, lover boy has been cyber-cuckolding the Commander. That’s the only way he could say he loves her without ever having set eyes on her. Pretty stupid, but I’ve seen it happen.
It’s been a whole day of stupid around there! 😀
Uhm…task failed…successfully?
Could be worse! 😀